now Thomas, well he's not the most attractive spider i've ever seen, he's fat and hairy and quite an unusual shade of brown and i've begun to feel quite sorry for him. i doubt he ever get's a date. hell, i dont even know if Thomas is a boy or a girl.
how does one check the sex of a spider i wonder?
and where would spider's go on dates? do they have secret spider clubs that we highly intellectual humans do not realise? Maybe there is a chain of spider clubs called "Itsy Bitsy" and they dance to cicada music like we dance to dubstep.
cool.
well i do hope Thomas/Thomasetta gets a date, he/she does look rather lonely hanging there all by his/herself.
maybe i should squish him/her and put the poor thing out of it's misery.
can spiders be miserable?
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